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I HEAR SIRENS IM SCARED 

Oh shit I broke the aux

HEADBANGING AGAINST THE BIRD CAGE RIGHT NOW 

REQUESTING YOU TO COUGH THE PROOF UP SO I CAN FRAME OUR CERTIFICATE

CUTSCENE OF THE BEST KICKFLIP EVER THAT COULD NEVER EVER EVER BE RECREATED 

About to do a kick flip in the moshpit
          Hold my wings 

Aggressive jamming

WE'RE HAVING A CONCERT NOW???

If you ate the certificate....are we even married??? That PROVED we were married 

YOU ATE THE CERTIFICATE???