@pancake-with-a-pen
when you realize PB&J could stand for peanut butter and jesus
@FederalJaguar96 i'm not sure which term i'd want to use to deal with life. punch bite and jab seems like the best way to go, wdyt?
@pancake-with-a-pen it also could stand for Punch bite and jab, pancake butter and pan, people betray and joke, people bounce and jump
if I legally buy the mona lisa painting, there's nothing stopping me from eating it
Good morning! I just want to remind you that you are loved, and you aren't alone. If you need anything, I'm right here <3
@Pigsrock2222 aww my goodness thank you! I really appreciated this message a lot<3 :D
HAPPY B-DAY DECEIT!!!! Hugs and cookies for the slimy boi!!!!
It is NOT Florida if it is FREAKING THIRTY SIX DEGREES OUT
My little sister just came up to me and said “my favorite color is yellow” and then just stared at my sanders sides poster pointedly
In conclusion, mushrooms are disgusting and vile vegetables and every last remaining one of their kind shall be captured and burned to ashes, their remains thrown into the wind
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE
“Why don't you just use paper towels?!”
*continues to wipe water up with tissue*
Literally all of my friends: *exist*
my pansexuality: it's free real estate