pancakesese

it’s positivity hour my siblings in trash. y’all are great as hecc and i wish you the best cheesecake to come your way. may your showers always be the right temperature and may you never get gum on your shoes.

pancakesese

the best blessings.. may your shoes never crush a ladybug and your earbuds never break in one ear.
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artistic_aliens

Why thank you. May you always make it into the rubbish bin when you throw at it, and never spill when you open a container.
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RoseFeatherShine

How many shimps do you have to eat
          Before your sking turns pink
          Eat to many and you'll get sick
          Shimps are pretty ritch
          *sick music plays*

pancakesese

wait, i need to add to this! this may only work if you have albinism, and even then the sheer amount of shrimp you must  C O N S U M E  will kill you. and assuming you’re eating uncooked shrimp like a flamingo, you’re pretty much dead before you get halfway into the first day.
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pancakesese

hmm..
            let’s say that we’re all flamingos suddenly. flamingos eat about 60g (2.1 oz) of food/day to remain healthy {[seaworld.com]}. this includes the shrimp they eat, but also algae, diatoms, and small insects. 
            
            let’s give a generous estimate that flamingos eat, say, 1 oz of shrimp/day (i couldn’t find any info on google about HOW much shrimp they normally eat). there’s about 11 shrimp/4 oz, so per day that’d be almost 3 shrimp/day.
            
            in human terms... i’m going to trust somebody on reddit and hope i’m right... 10% of energy from what you eat gets transferred to your body. to get your fully pink and beautiful complexion, you’d have to eat 300 (?) shrimp/day.
            
            correct me if i’m wrong please. i’m not an expert on r/theydidthemath.
            
            
            ooh, i might submit that there!
            and yes, i know you weren’t actually asking, but tbh i’m bored and i have a math test next week so...
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