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Ryan Ross is an honest blessing to this world. Without him the sun wouldn't shine, the trees wouldn't create oxygen, all the fish in the sea would die, and every last plant and crop on this earth would shrivel up and die as well. Why is he so important you ask? He is constantly blessing every inch of everything that has ever existed, he is curing diseases, bringing humans back from the dead, ending world hunger and global warming, without him where would we be as a society? How does he do these things you ask? Every aspect of him allows him to do such godly things. Let's talk about his face. That JAWLINE makes every human instantly nut! His eyes? Instant nut! His lips? INSTANT NUT! He's got the kind of lips you just want to kiss (or shove your dick into) And of course we can't forget his little button nose and his cute little smile with his perfect teeth, and the way his eyes crinkle up!!! He doesn't even do his eyebrows but they're STILL more fleeked than any instagram bitch will ever be. And the way all those features all come together to make his face is done in the most perfect way with just the right spacing and proportions, unlike that Ratdon Urine!!! His forehead is massive!!! Back to Ryan. This man has gone through many different hairstyles. We've seen Coconut Ryan, The Ryhawk, Toothpaste Ryan. Don't even get me started on the Ryhawk. As emo as it was he suited it perfect, no one could have wore it better! INSTANT NUT!! And don't forget when he would push his hair back durring the fever era lookin like a model or some shit. Damn I have chills from that. Then we get to the headband era Ryan. He was so cute with his hair all curly in that cute little headband!! Fuck puppys and kitten I would throw my cat out the window in a heartbeat if I had to choose between headband ryan and the cat. Pretty. Odd. And TYV era Ryan was a pure gem. It's that kind of hair you just want to run your fingers through.
