JOIN THE NERDY PRUDEY CLUB
She/they
WHERE WE ACT LIKE NERDY PRUDES

Saturday we install the new bay window
And it was something right, out of a dream, I never had.
Saturday belongs to soccer practice,
I pack their little cakes, for after the games, they never win.

And life is full of all of the trappings of the well-to-do
And life goes on, as I shop for shutters to obstruct the view.
And life is fine, if only it were mine.

But just for once I'd be the center of attention.
Just for once, remember what a life can be.
Just for once I feel the light inside, the burning of a candle.
Living just for once,
Living just for-

39, I lose my hair under careful chemo treatment
And I was not unhappy, about the attention I ensnared
Judge me
It fucking worked, I'm fucking here, he's fucking her
I'm disappointed
There's still carpet in the bathroom
And of the two, who's the worse for wear
Me

We love our dogs, especially Captain
He's a bullshit mix (heh)
The pool is out, the neighbors come rushing
Maury Prefers their kids
And the world's a stage when you're middle of age

But just for once my life could be just what I wanted
Just for once I'd feel the spark that I once knew
Just for once I'd feel the fight inside, the burning of a candle
Something more than I can handle
Just for once

Should I flip the burgers now
Should I double check it's well done on the outside not within
Oh
Should I let the coals burn out?
Should I let the years cook my body down in front of him.
Oh-oh
Just for once
Just for once
Just for once

The other day the Johnsons borrowed my tap shoes
Their eldest daughter is beginning tap
It was no bother, I never ever use them.
I used to dance
I used to dance

[spoken]
 
I found you're grill brush Maury it was right here all along.



I LOVE LAUREN LOPEZ