Liu

I'm okay 

lend me your grandma pls. my mum just left me alone and she didn't give me money for food 

@strawharries holla at me than mate 

@strawharries aye I'm glad you got a good giggle from it 

I'm the type to take a selfie and be smiley as hell but really, I got no damn reason to be smiling.

It's late, well its early morning, but I'm going to bed anyway.

Drinking milk with honey in mum's fine china. I feel posh as hell.

Cus' I got asked this a couple of times on here: "Are you a boy/girl?" 
          
          Like an anatomically correct doll (aye, I know big words too) I have a prick that's bigger than your ego. Can't say I'm genderqueer cus I don't wear dresses or shite like that. I'm just pretty, kay? Mum was stunning and dad was okay looking and I'm the product of their union. Ya' dig? 
          
          Little bit of makeup wearer but that only cus mum doesn't accept my flawless gayness. Aight chill with that.

Dylan can't have you, because I claim you. okay? okay. 
          x

Mum says find a girl that cleans her tits, pits and naughty bits.