Knee Breaking Hours

My friend and I came up with a list of sexuality's corresponding ice cream flavours... for some reason? and uh, I wanted to share. there are... no biases, obviously.
          
          Vanilla= Sapphic/fin
          chocolate= male attraction
          spiderman= Bi
          superhero= Pan
          pistachio= Gay male
          cookiesncreme= Non Binary
          bubblegum= Trans
          Cookie dough = genderfluid
          Strawberry = lesbos
          Black cherry = ace
          Mint chocco chip = straight
          Salted Caramel = Aro
          Neopolitan = Poly
          
          any ideas to add or differing opinions?

I came out to my mom yesterday. Thats it. Thats the announcement.

I think I just came up with the best pun of my life, and I'm afraid I wont do anything that will ever live up to it.
          
          I was talking to a friend and I go; "I think if I lived in a a fantasy world, I would totally marry a blacksmith"
          
          Her: why?
          
          Me: free swords. and then I could be a miner or something so I wouldn't even have to use shop materials.
          
          Her: ... ok?
          
          Me: and then I could just go around marrying different people and I could create a whole production line!
          
          Her:... ok...?
          
          Me: it would be... a polyarmory

Wouldn't it be funny if we all just started ignoring celebrities? Like, could you imagine if Taylor Swift or something posted a picture on her Instagram and got two likes?

what do you guys do when you're bored? asking for a friend

I’m bored. What y’all’s Personality types? ENTP over here

I just found out I have the same personality type as Edward Elric and I am unreasonable happy right now

I joined my school's badminton and volleyball teams, AND I have afterschool volleyball sometimes... I HAVE NINE PRACTICES EVERY WEEK. so uh- I'm going to die for these two spots because... #swag #yolo

Gas prices are the middle age white man extreme sport

Within the span of my entire life I have only ever done one snapchat filter sort of thing. "how the internet has ruined you" to be precise. my result was "everyone you know is gay" and now i'm just literally trying to think of one example to prove it wrong- I LITERALLY CANT
          
          (also sorry about disappearing for like- a couple weeks. not even gonna use an excuse I literally just forgot wattpad existed. sorry for those who started to write my obituary)