Ava

I'm a huge fan of Kym as a judge on dwts. Let's replace Carrie Ann with her. I'm sure Carrie Ann is a nice person, but Kym seems like a much better judge and really knows what she is talking about. Carrie Ann says something incredibly insulting and wild, and then tosses out a 9! Kym gives good, constructive criticism and honest scores not based on favoritism.

Go follow my instagram account I made for my dog! It's titled mydog.buck
          

I have just found the greatest thing created by the internet. Go to Google, search "li shang am I gay" and click on the Tumblr link. It is the greatest thing I have ever seen. "Walt Disney Presents: Am I Gay? A Journey of Self-Discovery (with Shang)" You will all thank me.

My hair is so thick that a fly literally GOT STUCK IN IT and couldn't get out for a whole minute. I was trying to help get it out, but I was worried I'd kill it and crush it into my hair or that it would fly into my ear, so I was literally shaking my head like a maniac while this poor fly was buzzing like a bee possessed.

I literally love having a bf so I can relate to TLOAS. Except Wood. I'm 16, not 26 and married.

I will never forget the events of this day 24 years ago. We will forever remember 09/11/2001. My heart aches for all those who lost their lives and to their families, who will forever be changed. On this day, we remember the events and pray and hope something like this does not befall our country again. Thank you to all the first responders, military officials, and bystanders who helped in the cleanup and recovery of this event. We will remember you forever. And to those who lost their lives, we will never forget your names.

Part 3 of my mom and my dad (funny edition)
          
          Apparently my dad was so keen on impressing my mom that he would do batshit crazy stunts for no reason. One day, they came upon a glass door to Applebee's. My dad thought, 'gee how great would it be if I kicked my leg up, grabbed the door handle with my foot and yanked open the glass door. Alice would fall in love with me.' So he went to kick his foot up and his leg slid out from under him and so his leg missed the door handle and went right through the glass door. My mom told him she loved him when she finally stopped laughing, so that's good. He accomplished his goal.
          
          My dad asked my mom to be his girlfriend right after the first date. He said, "can I tell people you're my girlfriend?" And my mom was like, "yeah, totally." Such weirdos they are.
          
          My mom was a year ahead of him for college, so she decided she didn't want to graduate and wanted to stay an extra year with my dad, so she literally took a fifth year of college just because she didn't want to leave him alone. Wow, the commitment.
          
          My dad is not a romantic guy. He took my mom out for their four year anniversary, and instead of proposing like a normal person, he went crazy. He forced my mom to come out on this broken down motor boat to fish with him. When she wasn't paying attention, he put a peice of paper that said "will you marry me" on it and attached it to the hook. When my mom reeled it in and read it, he got down and proposed. How romantic. My mom was shocked though, and accidentally knocked the ring... onto the floor of the boat. Almost got you there, huh?

Part two of my mom and dad's college and early relationship life.
          
          Apparently, this one time, my mom was at a party with her friends in college and my dad was at the same party, but they didn't know that. My dad apparently had a longer hair haircut that made him look homeless. He was also wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and baggy sweatpants with sandals and socks, so he looked more homeless than usual. But get this: apparently, his face card was so great and so rugged and handsome that he immediately attracted the attention of every girl in the area. He looked like young Tom Cruise when he had that longer haircut down to his shoulders. Since my mom and him started dating, my dad showed absolutely no interest in any other woman. So he's standing there at this party and this random girl walks up to him and starts trying to flirt, but he's so polite that he didn't even realize it. So she's blabbing and he's not listening and is practically staring up at the ceiling, wondering what exact shade of white it is. She starts giggling and touching his arm even though he's not looking at her at all. Over on the other side of the room, my mom spots him and immediately starts waving like a maniac. My dad spots her immediately and shoves the girl so far away from him, she was practically in Antarctica. He runs over to my mom like a lost little puppy who's found his owner. He runs over so excited and that girl who was trying to get with him goes over to my mom's friend and is like, "um who's that and why is she with him?" My mom was hot, so this girl is obviously jelly. And my mom's friend is like, "That's his long-time girlfriend." And that random girl is like, "but he was talking to me" and my mom's friend is like, "No, you were talking to him and he was staring at the ceiling because you can't take a hint" My dad was so in love with my mom he wouldn't even look in the direction of another.

So my mom was oddly reminiscing on the start of her relationship with my dad, and Y'ALL. I LEARNED SOME STUFF. This is part one of a few, btw.
          
          So apparently, they met at a mutual gathering of friends during my mom's 3rd year of college and my dad's 2nd year. They were at Red Lobster and she asked him to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. Instead of watching her purse he hid it and pretended it was stolen. They've been together ever since.
          
          My mom's wedding ring cost 5,000 dollars. My dad was able to afford it because he knew she was the one from the moment they met, so he grabbed a bunch of extra shifts at his job and did a bunch of things throughout the four years of them dating until he had 5,000 dollars to spend on the ring. WOW. Jeremiah can't even spend 10 dollars on Belly's ring.
          
          On their first date, my mom told him she planned to marry him and he said he felt the same way, so they decided to hang out less and spend more time with friends while dating because they have the rest of their lives to spend together, but a short amount of time left in college. So cute!!!
          
          Part two coming soon.

Let's be honest here: New Year's Day isn't the real holiday, New Year's Eve is. I never celebrate or do anything related to the holiday past 12:05 in the morning on NYD, but I spend the entire NYE hyped up and playing fun games with my family and popping balloons every hour until midnight. I spent NYD sleeping and doing random shit. I always party and celebrate the day before.