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that     little     shi—    that   little   shit   can    NOT   drive 

@paperthrown i eat paper 

,,       on   chelle!

@gunsels            he’s  terrified!   he’s  not  gonna  move  from  that  spot  until  jefferson  leaves  him  alone.    spray  him  with a  spray bottle  or  something!

@paperthrown  (!)    woah   hey,    ok—   don’t    /kill/    him  i  still  need  the  guy    !    just ..     how about YOU call your boyfriend     ???    maybe he’ll actually listen      :/ 

@gunsels               scream  louder!   he  looks   like  he’s  gonna  punch michael.  if  my   boyfriend  gets   /punched/   by a   poodle  i’ll  fucking   kill  him!! 

@hopperuno            um—-   not  that  long?     [   her  eyes  would  flicker  to  the  clock  on  his  bedside  table,   cheeks  burning  red  as  she  realized  it  was  now  almost  ten  in  the  morning  ]    okay  so  maybe  a  long  time.   i  woke  up  at  eight.  and  it’s  ten  till  ten.. 

@paperthrown    (!)   what??    yes  it  does !  it’s  gonna  eat  your  skin  and  you’re  gonna  get sick  and  you  know what ? that’s  on  YOU!  i’m not  dating  a  zombie!   you’re   on   your.  own!

@hopperuno            i   don’t  think  that’s   how  infections  work..

@paperthrown     (!)   what  doesn’t  vance  do    ??      he  brought  home  a  raccoon  the  other  day   and  said  he  won  custody  or  some  shit     now  that  four  legged  fucker thinks  my  room  is  the  toilet  

@hopperuno          you’re   late  by   like,,   sixteen  years.   what   did  he  do  this  time? 

/ on @puckfiend thx

,,       here      and     julia      rn

@hopperuno           i   don’t  want a  wing.    ):

@paperthrown   mariana..  you   have   a wing and i  have  a  leg—  that’s  the  only   difference!

@hopperuno          okay  well  they  LOOK  different.   let  me  have a  bite  )):

@hopperuno            what  if  we  …  go  to   /my/  house?      hmm—-  no..  i’m  too  comfy  here 

@paperthrown    we   don’t    have- ..  i   see   what   you   did   there   and   you   are   absolutely   right   .   might   get   him   a   shock   collar 

@hopperuno            /sneak/??   no  way.   i’m  not  sneaking  past  your  rabid  dog 

@paperthrown   no!   i   mean   i   don’t   know!  is    it   supposed   to   be?!

@hopperuno           why.   ):    that’s a   good  thing,  right?

@paperthrown      oh.     ..    i'm  gonna  ugly  cry