I like boots, and writing, and believe in heartbreaks at first sight..
I'm a rez kid so we know heartbreaks. Examples?
"Oh, look at those cute shoes! How much does it OH MY GERONIMO! $15 BUCK!! Hm, I wonder who would like to buy some foodstamps?" 
Another example:
"Ooh, look over there! Hey, cutie!" "Hey, don't flirt to him! He's your cousin!" 
heartbreaks after heartbreaks, it's a good thing frybread can fill the cracks.