hmm, how can I make a good impression on human beings so you,preferably humans, will follow me?
not gonna even try.
You like me?Great.
Nope? even better.
buuut let's get this cat shit over with;
1.I'm Young and Wild.(not freeee,i'm not 18 yet.)
2.I'm your typical brunette with the sarcastic and snarky comments,but I like to accompany them with a slight smirk just to add on the bad girl vibe.
3. I ADORE giving a bad girl vibe,and being one.
4.I'm a brunette,yes, but I have a whole lot of blondie mental ticks.
5.The holy father of the clouds gave me the talent of having the tongue of a 1950s sailor, ready for ya at any given moment.
6.I've got an unhealthy obsession with eating nesquick.
yup, you read right.
eating it.
7.I'm in love with motorbikes.
8.I can be your extremely sociable-happy go lucky-people person,but I can change that in a matter of seconds.
9. people's places on my Blacklist can shift drastically,and in a matter of 24 hours. So one day you may be the 265th then shift to the 2nd.
and trust me, it's not funny.
9½. I have the tendency to transform everything in a sexual innuendo.
9¾. I am a Nirvana,2 broke girls, and HarryPotter fan girl for life.
Oh, and Ereri AF
(And the last point doesn't go unnoticed since it's Nine three-quarters.
haha
Got it? yeah? no? k.)
10.I'm actually quite nice.
11. point ten is abso-fucking-lutely Bullshit.
what can I say?
...I can't be tamed.
- italy.
- JoinedAugust 17, 2015
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