Heyyy !!! 

 follow @chingyonce for the best fanfics 

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Harry: does anyone have any jokes?
Me: *raises hand*
Harry:  *points to me* yes you come on up
Me: *takes mic and clears thorat* I am in fact straight
Harry:
Me:
Liam:
Niall:
Crowd:
Obama:
Donald Trump:
Ronald McDonald:
Louis:  AYYYYYYYE!!!!!
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Does anyone know what the person that discovered that milk comes from a cow's titty, was doing to the cow?
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Cheeseburgers and Jellybabies
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Remember when the only drama in the fandom was that Louis and Niall didn't get enough solos and everyone hated the girl in the wmyb video? Those were the days
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If you ever need a comeback just think "what would Louis say?"

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Just think that next generation teenage girls will look at the pictures of the boys now and say "I was born in the wrong generation" were so lucky

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I'm a heterosexual but more interested in gay people (lol looking back at this and laughing because now I realize just how gay I am XDXD)

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You can't say you hate One Direction if you haven't at least tried to listen to song other than What Makes You
 Beautiful and say Harry's hot

im a #blackdirectioner and proud don't put me down because i don't match your standards  if you have an issue with my race then bye Felicia
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Larry is real bye❤