passionparker

my mom: where are these flies coming from??
          	also my mom: *leaves back patio door open*

TedAteMyNuggets

@passionparker us your mum actually just my mum? Am I your long-lost sister? 
Reply

passionparker

my mom: where are these flies coming from??
          also my mom: *leaves back patio door open*

TedAteMyNuggets

@passionparker us your mum actually just my mum? Am I your long-lost sister? 
Reply

passionparker

hit or miss my wife just took the kids huh

passionparker

he is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab as if he were the man known as Wiz Khalifa 
Reply

DogSoul

Now I’m crying ain’t got no will to live yuh 
Reply

TedAteMyNuggets

@passionparker I don't know that song xD
Reply

passionparker

this message may be offensive
Hey there , start fucking loving yourself , you amazing human being. Do it. Now

TedAteMyNuggets

@TedAteMyNuggets for you anyways. Not my tits, they're mad at my unsupportive bra
Reply

passionparker

@TedAteMyNuggets is that a good thing ?
Reply