Bestest friend- @EIisabeth 
That is all from me! Bai!
Bae- @runwitscissors
My hair is pink, I'm emo, and suicidal, don't blame me, life fucked me.

Grab my kawaii chainsaw, slice your mouth like joker, stuff my hand, pull out your intestines and eat them, WITHOUT a fork. 

Then I grab your heart, hold it over my head, squeeze the blood out, and drink it, except it's sour, so I'll sprinkle some bile from your shriveled up liver, now it's a little tastier, but it needs something more, ah yes, your urine will do nicely.

I'll chop your privates, and make a smoothie out of them, to pour it in my soup. I'll sell my recipe on the black market, for their kidneys. After a few seconds, I'll cut off each and every limb, and chew it to the bone, and feed your bones to my kitten, if he's not full from my other victim, before you.

With the left over shmuck, I'll through it into my portable incinerator. 

Then I'll kill myself, and for my last words I'll whisper "Last words are for babies" and throw myself into my incinerator, than I can sleep with you forever while my kitten takes over <3