Hello my friends, welcome to the mansion! I am uri, i have two forms, my innocent and blind form (aka my bean form) and my grumpy tall form (7 feet tall, bean is like four feet) and i guess i have three, the one im in. I am using a whiteboard to talk to you because i am a mute- my vocal cords got ripped out as punishment from a bad childhood.. but lets not dwell on that, shall we? Here in the mansion you will find ender, skullbunny, noctus, otarus, jack, jake, and jackie, along with namarlo. Heres some info on me!



Nicknames you may call me: mari, kitty, mew, or honey. (I prefer kitty and mari most, but go ahead)



Foods i can eat: stuff thats not food, coffee jelly and coffee flavored drinks, and any form of sugar, sweets, or magic. I cant have shrimp as im allergic.


I tend to get spooked easily, so please if you are approaching me, make sure it is not from behind, as you may be quilled and fall asleep from the poisonlike substance on the tips of my quills, don't worry though, they only make you sleep for a few hours, just don't make me bite and inject you with my venom. It melts diamonds.. er.. rather.. makes you rot from the inside out.. but lets not dwell on that shall we? Don't touch my ears please, as touching them gives me the feeling somebody touched a bruise that just has been made. I also have 8-ball syndrome. If you have no clue what that is, its basically where your eyes turn black from blood in them, but you can still see. Its creepy, but one of the guys in gorillaz has it. So does Tom from eddsworld, i think. Don't ask me. Hes a pineapple and bowling ball so..