dear Shai,
it's me ya favorite hoe, (I'm jk but I am your favorite), happy birthday you magnificent human being, I'm so glad you were put on this earth, I love you so so much, you literally are like my clone, you are such a funny, breath taking, honest, sweet, kind, smart, amazing, exquisite person, you are the most sweetest person ever, like you are so so beautiful, never ever change, and to top the fact that it's your birthday, it's your GOLDEN BIRTHDAY, which makes it even 10 times specialer (that's not a word but let's go with it ), anyways I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday my beautiful clone.
con amor,
your fellow clone.