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You have the same sense of humor as me heh

Hi Shaddiee, would you mind checking out my romance book BLUES?

Hello lovely! xx 
          I couldn't help but notice that you are into Mafia/Mobster stories.
          And I'm currently writing on mine, it's called "Taglione", so maybe if you'd like to check it out, that would be awesome. 
          By the way, Taglione means "an eye for an eye". Maybe I stirred your curiosity ahha. :)

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I MISS YOU YA' ITTLE SHIT...GIVEME DAMN ITERNET HUG NOW!...~(;u;)~

Hello, Mad Hatter :) Alice here! Just dropping in to thank you for voting and adding my one shots to your reading list :) I hope you enjoy the future one shots :)

*PREGNANT GIRL GETS ON THE BUS* BUS DRIVER: EXCUSE ME SIR COULD YOU GIVE HER YOUR SEAT ME: NOOO SHE SHOULDA FUCKED SOMEONE WITH A CAR!

Bird: "I can see you washed your car. It would be a shame if someone... took a shit on it."

Here's a list of FUCKS I GIVE: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________

OMG. YOU'RE TOTALLY MY FAN! THAT'S THE BEST THING.