patapatamon

Hi i liek cats

Whenever I go wattpad and I see that little red notification thing in the corner I pee my pants.
          
          Wait this doesn't make sense.

batteries suck

Wattpad is pretty cringe tbh.

I just saw a book titled "Magic School Bus X Reader" and I think I need a therapist as merely looking at the title has scarred me for life.

so is mario a furry now cuz he's got cat suit and shit in 3d world.
          
          "Luigi, I've found my element."
          
          "Mario, get out of that suit."
          
          "I-I've- This is how I am Luigi."
          
          "Mario I'm sick of your shit."
          
          "Luigi, I'm a furry Luigi, this is my element."
          
          "Mario, get out of my sight."
          
          "I'm gonna pull out my kitty cat claws and slice you to bits, maybe get some of Peach's... erm... you know what I mean Luigi, *purrs*"
          
          "Mario GET THE FUCK OUT"

fuckin no good wisdom teeth

YARR! AHOY THERE, MY FELLOW CREW. I GOT INTO A COMPETITION WITH ME MATEY. "YOU MUST BE TALKIN LIKE A SWASH BUCKLIN PIRATE, OR I THROW YOU INTO DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!" SAYS HE, "SHIVER ME TIMBERS! YARR, I WILL WIN THIS COMPETITION" SAID I. AND NOW HERE I AM LADS! I TELL YOU, YOU SHALL BE DOING THIS AS WELL! THIS BE FUN!

Jeez Wattpad doesn't have a lot of profile customization options that I can't fool around in so I can look like I know what I'm doing.
          
          0/10 Wattpad literally un-usable.

"8 Followers"
          
          I... have fans...?
          
          I-I HAVE FANS!
          
          OH MY GOD YES I HAVE FANS!!!