Krankenwagen

Chose drugs over animal crossing today guys 

Guys I have jaundice!!!!

Also i think my liver is swelling up 

There is this guy that keeps talking about his ex girlfriend but he’s so girlypop
          Like wtf dude the closet is made of glass 

Keep me away from alcol next time pls

Got drunk and accidentally became Spider-Man last night 

MA PORCODDUE why do I men they me. Men they I no listen. Fuck, no because why do, I they men and I 

Think I have a new crush (I’m going insane) 

The other day I got poisoned by a cheesecake 

I’m having serious intestine issues