Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who
Favorite Movie: The Avengers
Favorite Book: Deathly Hallows
Favorite Author: JK Rowling
Last Book Read: Scotpia Rising
In Progess Reading: Artemis Fowl
In Progess Writing: "Doctor Who Fanfiction"

Patinthehat123= 10% Books, 5%TV (Which is 100% Doctor Who), 15%Writing, 5%Magik Tricks, 20% humor, 8 1/2 % friendlyness, 7% food, and 31% hating math.

@madnessinme103 is my sister. You should follow her because she's just awesome.

To prove my appreciation for my who takes the time to read this, i will give you some jokes to brighten up your day:

When i die, i wanna go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling it brings.

A hawk and a squirell were sitting next to eachother on a tree branch. The squirrel turned to the hawk and said nothing, because animals can't talk. The hawk then ate the squirrell, because the hawk is a bird of prey.

Chu, Bu, and Fu were three Chinese men immigrating to America. They decided to change their names to sound more American. Chu changed his name to Chuck, Bu changed his name Buck, and Fu returned to China.

A Russian man came to America and got a job as a lawyer. He was soon fired because the only words he knew were "I did it!". Then he got a different job as a chef, but was fired again because the only new words he learned were "forks and knives". As a lastly, he hired himself out to work at a kmart, amd learned the slogan "you can find it at Kmart". Later, when he was in his car, a police officer pulled him over and asked him if he knew anything about a local homicide. The Russian responded with "I did it, i did it!". Disturbed, the cop asked " what did you kill him with?" "Forks and knives". Horrified, the cop asked where he could find the body. Kmart went out of buisness the next day.
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