Right now he's pro🅱️a🅱️ly slow dancing with a 🅱️leached-🅱️lond tramp,
And she's pro🅱️ab🅱️y getting frisky...
Right now, he's pro🅱️a🅱️ly 🅱️uying her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's pro🅱️a🅱️ly up 🅱️ehind her with a pool stick,
Showing her how to shoot a com🅱️o...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to 🅱️oth headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think 🅱️efore he cheats.

Right now, she's pro🅱️a🅱️ly up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's pro🅱️a🅱️ly saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's pro🅱️a🅱️ly da🅱️🅱️ing on
3 dollars worth of that 🅱️athroom Polo*...

Oh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to 🅱️oth headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think 🅱️efore he cheats.

I might've saved a little trou🅱️le for the next girl,
'Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't 🅱️e on me!

No... not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to 🅱️oth headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think 🅱️efore he cheats.

Oh, maybe next time he'll think 🅱️efore he cheats...

Oh, 🅱️efore he cheats... oh, oh.