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hmm monkee

linguini was a bottom 

thinking about drinking the sarcophagus juice

a wise bitch once said...Harry Potter was for the nerds, but Percy Jackson was for the crackheads...

still can’t get over the fact that in Nola there’s a lingerie shop on the same block as the cathedral 

*whispers in my own ear through a slinky*
          “you’re a little garbage man. society doesn’t deserve you, go sell your wares and trinkets down by the shore, live a simple life.”

Someone better lOve me or else

god I’m fucking TOUCH STARVED

back on my bullshit

Couldn’t post my original stupid fucking update status because I can’t do basic fucking math, I need to get it together I’m in trig