Woah there! Fancy meeting you here in this pointless bio (I almost spelled boi) 

There's really not much to know
About a creature like myself but since you're curious..

I'm not really a human... I'm an avocado.

If you want to know more about me, message me or something. I listen. My Twitter is @mercedesanna886
  • JoinedMarch 4, 2015



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patrickislife patrickislife Sep 18, 2016 06:19PM
Dude, look at my face. I'm fucking Markiplier :p
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