theodore

IF ANYONE SEES THIS IM GONAN WRITE SOME BOOKS 'K? SO LIKE... READ THEM... PLEASE

@httpbabyblue i have no idea. I started gaining reads when i went on hiatus idek 

HOW DOES ONE EVEN GAIN READS WHEN THEY'VE BEEN INACTIVE FOR SO LONG???

once upon a time there was this boy , his name was alex
          
          he had this little picture leaked and man he was attractive
          
          he had a real cool job there bagging groceries at the target
          
          people say he ' s conceited , but man he ' s far from it
          
          instagram famous : ten thousand followers
          
          man he ' s getting bigger , sprouting like a flower
          
          two - fifty following , but i ' m not one of them 
          
          you must be crazy if you haven ' t heard of him

once upon a time there was this boy , his name was alex
          
          he was very attractive and he had a job at target
          
          it was he on that day that inspired me 
          
          to get a job at target
          
          so now i ' m working in a target and i absolutely love it
          
          bc target is the bae 
          
          [ a fucked up song by jay ]

._.
          
          you've been playing video games with my man?
          
          and you took my OTHER man?? 
          
          *hands you a cactus* hUG IT

gASPS
          
          I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ROMANIAN NOODLES ARE
          
          WHO ARE YOU
          
          JEEZ
          
          I'M TAKING MIKEY AND DITCHING YOU IF YOU DON'T KEEP UP

And you deleted MLP? :/ 
          
          (I understand but...)

I'm currently writing a longer version c:

He's bae. He's bae indeed.