Am peacock the no life king and it's very nice to meet you all Gender male Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?"
"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."
"Now, Luke Valentine. It's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!"
"Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!"
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Hello everyone I love you all equally and I appreciate you all too and I apologize for not really updating you all but I am wanting to do something very special for you all! I want to show my appreci...View all Conversations
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memes that make you laugh or not
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you will definitely cringe and regret looking at this book everyday of your lives
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ww2 memes
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this is all done in good fun and no racism or anything like that here and this is just a ww2 meme book and no...
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hazbin hotel and helluva boss memes
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this will be helluva boss and hazbin hotel memes and hopefully you will laugh!
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