Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer.

Imagine a super overachiever who is always ahead of his game. The one who has perfect looks, an amazing family with a good bundle of friends. His life is the definition of perfection, the dream that many others want to live. And that person is 

not me. 
(hell, I don't even have the balls - literally - to be a he)

(the hyperactive couch potato who doesn't have a couch but loves to read) 
that's me.

Sci-fi, fantasy, short story, romance, horror, mystery ... bring it on.
But, never, ever, hand me a boring textbook and not expect me to slam dunk that piece of junk in the nearest trash can then absolutely regret it because damn, that shit is expensive. 

That is all. (Not really.)

On a serious note, I'm on here way too often to be remotely healthy. 


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