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Hey cucumber, I was watching the news and heard about The Air India crash. Are you alright?

Wishing you all are happy new year 2025 may this year bring joy for all of us together ♥️

So my math sir was teaching about lengh breadth and volume.....
          
          And he wrote lbh
          
          Le my mind , *luo bingheeeee!!!*
          
          Me, who just remembered bingqiu in middle of math class, smiling like an idiot 
          
          Math sir "......" 

Today at my college, in the washroom , a super skinny girl came to me who was washing my hands and eyed on my 40 inched hips ,buttocks and my hot thick thighs and just casually told " aren't you too bit fat down there?"
          
          Le me : atleast I have boobs *patted her shoulder with my wet hand and smiled at her before leaving* 
          
          Y'all should have seen her , like she is of different department , and we personally never knew each other. And guess what I stared at her wall planting herself in the washroom with a hand on her cardboard.
          
          Sometimes we should fix others places when they try to unnecessarily pull stupid move on others

did anyone find incense burner pt 2 manhwa version? 
          
          if so , can you send me link??

So my relative (uncle and his skinny daughter) visited me today, he stared at me (I was uncomfortable, but we should pretend to be comfortable right?)  . Then opened his stinky mouth and told me 
          
          Uncle : you must have really spent too much time in your home to the point you became big right? 
          
          Le me : it is the duty of parents to keep their children well fed and chonky-chonky ......... *Stares at his daughter who looked severely uncomfortable* . Am I right big sister? *Smirks*
          
          Not them being uncomfortable lol . I felt so proud at that moment 

for all my dear friends who had asked me to start up my own insta account , i finally made it yesterday 
          
          https://www.instagram.com/__jay__3001

my hands and my fingers have been shivering a lot lately , i am not old right(18)? , i cannot bring myself to text properly as i used to , i am not dying right?

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