peerless2cucumber

Wishing you all are happy new year 2025 may this year bring joy for all of us together ♥️

Watashii_Yuri_Desu

I didn't know you were still on Wattpad. (TT)
          You are in contact with Venu? 

Watashii_Yuri_Desu

@peerless2cucumber Well she deleted her account so it's understandable. (TT)
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peerless2cucumber

@Watashii_Yuri_Desu well I do remember her, I forgot hey acc *cries silently*
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peerless2cucumber

@Watashii_Yuri_Desu I am alive just not in rl kiddo, well if I have to be honest, I forgot who is venu
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Amethyst_Atherton

Hey cucumber, I was watching the news and heard about The Air India crash. Are you alright?

XianofWang

@peerless2cucumber JieJie! I'm Indian too! I'm bengali in fact and live in South India, in telangana. 
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Amethyst_Atherton

@peerless2cucumber It really is tragic, I'm glad your far away from it.
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peerless2cucumber

So my math sir was teaching about lengh breadth and volume.....
          
          And he wrote lbh
          
          Le my mind , *luo bingheeeee!!!*
          
          Me, who just remembered bingqiu in middle of math class, smiling like an idiot 
          
          Math sir "......" 

peerless2cucumber

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YopieSianipar

@peerless2cucumber i can imagine the face your math teacher
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peerless2cucumber

Today at my college, in the washroom , a super skinny girl came to me who was washing my hands and eyed on my 40 inched hips ,buttocks and my hot thick thighs and just casually told " aren't you too bit fat down there?"
          
          Le me : atleast I have boobs *patted her shoulder with my wet hand and smiled at her before leaving* 
          
          Y'all should have seen her , like she is of different department , and we personally never knew each other. And guess what I stared at her wall planting herself in the washroom with a hand on her cardboard.
          
          Sometimes we should fix others places when they try to unnecessarily pull stupid move on others

Herascilla

@peerless2cucumber  thickness 1 - 0 mean girl
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Ur_mom_meme

@peerless2cucumber LMAO I COME ON WATTPAD AFTER AGES AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE LOL
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peerless2cucumber

did anyone find incense burner pt 2 manhwa version? 
          
          if so , can you send me link??

Yami_6878

@peerless2cucumber U naughty child. (Sent)
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Yami_6878

The censored version or the uncensored version? Ur pick…
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peerless2cucumber

So my relative (uncle and his skinny daughter) visited me today, he stared at me (I was uncomfortable, but we should pretend to be comfortable right?)  . Then opened his stinky mouth and told me 
          
          Uncle : you must have really spent too much time in your home to the point you became big right? 
          
          Le me : it is the duty of parents to keep their children well fed and chonky-chonky ......... *Stares at his daughter who looked severely uncomfortable* . Am I right big sister? *Smirks*
          
          Not them being uncomfortable lol . I felt so proud at that moment 

Self-lovingmeDJ

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@peerless2cucumber  don't give any shit sis ...you know me ..and how I look ..I face this too but never give away shit
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