spider-bitch

I can’t believe people are still following this account like bb I haven’t had motivation since April of 2019. Don’t unfollow me tho, like I’ll fight you if you do

I can honestly say I have never in my life intentionally listened to jazz.

I like the jazz book ❤️

I hate how wattpad leaves a time stamp of when you’ve commented like bitch I don’t want to be reminded of that time I read teen wolf smut at 5am back in 2017, ugly

People keep following me like lmao the last time I was on this app was like 3 months ago babes

I’m depressed ✨

Lmaooooooo I keep freaking out like “oh no I haven’t updated in so long” like the last one was in what????? May?????? That’s not even that Long ago, as long as I get like????? Maybe 3????? At the most ??????? Out before 2020 that’s an absolute fucking win

Also wtf ‘ya like jazz’ that fuckin fevor dream of a crackhead fic is my fic with the most votes and views (ties with teofth but still) and honestly???????????????
          
          The fact that I’m so proud of this bullshit I wrote when probably delirious as fuck and working myself into a stupor trying to fight away sleep perfectly describes my sense of self worth and humour :)

I mean y’all probably already noticed this but I haven’t been active at all for a while. Even tho it’s summer n shit ya bitch doesn’t know how to spend he days and wattpad lowkey feels like a chore now?????? Idk but I’ve been kinda falling out of my other fandoms and I’m like hella into the 2017 remake of IT and I even started a blog on tumblr called slut-for-stozier if you wanna see some bullshit but like yeah I guess I’m just not writing for a bit till I can get my dumb bitch brain to like????????? For coherent thoughts???????????? And uuuugh fuckiiiiiimn?????????give me some bitch ass motivation?????????

Why is Scooby-Doo watching you?