❛ ׅ ׅ 💋

would  you  prefer  i  shout  that  old  general  pei  is  undressing  me  with  his  eyes?    

@watermasters 
            
            staring  ?  pft,    that  isn’t  the  right  word,   lord  water  master.  think  some  more.

and  watch  ol'  pei  flirt  aimlessly  with  other  women?   i  fear  id  much  rather  rot  in  the  palace  of  ling  wen. 

@nanjies 
            
            passing  up  the  offer,   again  ?  there’s  plenty  of  time  to  sit  the  books  down  and  do  something  far  more  fun.  ol’  jie  won’t  come  ?

*     say  less!

*     btw,  if  you  are  ever  down  for  starters,  let  me  know!  my  muse  could  be  tailored  to  the  tgcf  universe.  think  of  him  as  yushi  huang  with  a  wei  wuxian  attitude  (; 

*     OFC! <3  had  me  questioning  for  a  good  min.  on  how  to  spell  ‘ penis ’  lmaoo

clearly,   you  do  not  know  me  that  well.   i  am  called  the  water  tyrant,   ol'  pei.   honestly  people  are  going  to  think  you're  the  youngest  of  us  three.

@watermasters 
            
            she  would  step  on  me  if  i  were  a  worm,  hah..    surely,   ol’  wudu  wouldn’t  be  so  cold  ?

..   why  dont  you  ask  ling  wen  if  she  thinks  we'd  love  you  as  a  worm.    surely  the  civil  god  of  the  three  of  us  will  have  an  answer  for  you.