maya

its always the 1 who u thought of while listings to true blue

stop harassing me... you guys dont know what happened.

playing stand up at singles night is a new all time low 4 me

*on the phone* yeah house party is crazy maaaannnn
          
          
          me sitting alone with a goldfish in a bag blasting music 

f*cking but the vampire fangs stay on during sex then one falls off in u so next thing u know i have my fishing hat on and im fishing in ur pussayyy

sumtimes i forget boys can date girls too

tits out on hollywood blvd for only god to judge 

cheese soup   cheese soup   cheese soup 

i love antidepressants and hate my father 

back on my shit again guys (my adhd meds wont be filled until next week and i ran out 2day)