penguin090
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I have officially come to report a few things:
I ate the last two chicken nuggets (tell no one)
My wrist is NOT broken, but I’m still in pain, therefore I do believe I have gracefully injured myself
I KNOW I need to fix my messy bio, but I’m extremely lazy
Any comments on my laziness WILL result in murder
penguin090
Guys I think I broke my wrist
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@HaveANiceFriday yeah well that’s what happens when YOU teach me how to goon, I place this blame entirely on you
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About to study Biology again, wish me luck
If I DO take the exam this year, I have till the 12th of May to cover everything so RIPMGSGHBAB
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@AccioMisa It’s hard, okay *crying emoji* don’t rush me *yet another crying emoji*
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I just stubbed my toe again <33
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@AccioMisa The genuine hatred I have for you. Or to put it in your language: Tgh I have fu~
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Nevermind I’m not going to smash anything, instead I will curl up in the corner of my garden and cry, waiting for a fox to come to me, making me look up and I suddenly see animals all around me, birds, deers, squirrels..etc.
They shall comfort me as I cry by giving me a rock to fall onto and I will immediately know how to sing, and I’ll just sing away my problems, get motivated and scream at the sudden starry night, run through the woods, reach a scary part, run through it bravely until I reach a bridge where I pause and look up at the sky, then Im on a hill looking onto the river, then the animals drop me off back from the woods to my garden, I thank them, go back inside and finish all of my GCSE studying. But I’ll do that later, now I’m sitting on my bed on my iPad, looking for something to read as all of my books surround me knowing that I am genuinely NOT going to survive :)
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@HaveANiceFriday *Sigh* Be quick, I don’t know how long Chase Atlantic can keep me going
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Fourah wryta, mai spaahguh ees pree’i frikin tewwibl.
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@HaveANiceFriday **bri’ish**, si or….how the hell do you say yes in Italian? Oh right. Ah-Yehs-ah-mama-Mee-ya *proud* I’m multilingual
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HaveANiceFriday
@ penguin090 for a second I thought this was like the translitteration of some forgotten arab language so I pulled up google translate turns out its just british
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penguin090
I’m going to smash something
*laughs cutely*
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Y’all, I feel like I’m abusing this announcement thing, but listen
I was just going through a book that I stopped writing 4 years ago, called Thunder, and I was going through the drafts on wattpad and WHEN I TELL YOU. Oh. my. god. It’s actually terrible, It’s an UNDERSTATEMENT.
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This chapter better write itself or there ain’t gonna be a book.
penguin090
IM BACK FROM THE ABYSS.
I was planning on replying to everything, but Wattpad, since it’s been too long has deleted all of my notifications, so I actually have no clue who’s interacted with my in my disappearance
HOWEVER I have announced this to all of my followers, so y’all will hopefully know that I am alive and well
(Also still in a basement, but I persevere)
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@AlienOfUranus *GASPPP* ITS YOUR FAULT ISN'T IT. THEY DIVORCED ME TO GET WITH YOU. YOU WENT FOR THEM THE MINUTE I WAS GONE, I KNEW I SHOULDNVE TRUSTED YOU
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