pennywiseishotaf
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Owkyyyy... BUTLIKEREADTHIS-
Someone trying to impress me:
I don’t like that joke- but I DO like YOU
Me:
Am I a joke to you
*fake gasped*
The person who tried to impress me:
W-what no..
*doing a weird confused face*
Me:
But you said I don’t like that joke not a joke so technically-
*trying to look smart cause I’m not actually smart*
The person who tried to impress me:
I never said that in that meanin-
Me:
But you did say it soooooo....
*takes out candy out of my pocket randomly and puts lollipop in mouth*
The person who tried to impress me:
Pff I should’ve used a better one
*looking at the ground SAD HAHAHA*
Me:
No- you should’ve- go away please I’m way better at this shit
*walks away and opens wattpad*
I’m even better like wha-
(Sometimes I am wondering.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME- like dude wha-)