peonytown

watch your back at school nerd

today made me wanna become an alcoholic bc WHAT was that

Yes, Kirk was a husband. Yes, he was a son and a father. But so were the victims of gun violence he blatantly disregarded because he wanted to uphold the 2nd amendment. So no, I don't feel bad for him, and I never will. His passing highlighted the flaw of his own political opinion, so... Is it still "worth it" for there to be victims of gun violence every year?

loser

I NEED MORE STORIES TO READ OR IM GONNA DIEEE DONT LEMME DIEEEEEEE

whenever my ass itches I clench my sphincter as fast as a hummingbird’s flapping wings, causing me to propel from my seat and shoot into the sky where I can see our planet from the stars. We only have one Earth and one life. We should be kind to each other. And when our asses itch, maybe it’s best to just reach in there with our own fingers and risk having a stinky doodoo hand, lest we float endlessly into space. 

I’m really excited for the new movie,” I exclaimed with excitement! Little did I know, it would be a feature, a creature feature. Featuring, The Creature. 

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well let's justr say. My peanits 

my niece spent all my robux on BOTH accounts im SO charging extra

Hundreds of books in my library but my notifs are EMPTY whyyyyy