GREETINGS, FELLOW EARTHLINGS. I wanted to say hello, but the phrase "hello" was incapable of capturing the depth and complexity of my coolness, and "yo" made me sound like a stoner skater boy. 

I post hella weird shit stories in here, but you never know - they could be funny too, so check them out, maybe? 

Fandoms I support include:
- Harry Potter
- Percy Jackson
- Brooklyn Nine Nine
- The Big Bang Theory
- The Flash
- Riverdale
- Stranger Things
- Disney

Artists I like: 
- Shawn Mendes
- Billie Eilish
- DISNEY MUSIC IS BASICALLY 25% OF MY PLAYLIST
- OLD BARBIE MUSIC IS 13%
- A whole bunch of songs from old DCOMs
- The Oliver! soundtrack
- Some old musicals
- Grace VanderWaal
- Taylor Swift
- Beethoven
- One Direction
- Sabrina Carpenter

You see, when I say I like a lot of artists, I MEAN IT. 

I like reading too, and all shades of black, and most shades of blue. That's it.