ey, you lil' piss baby
You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?
You think you're so fucking tough?
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Aw, look at those arms
Your arms look so fucking cute
They look like lil' cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you
I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you"
And then I'd fucking ghost you -mcpearl , official Pearl from Splatoon 2, forehead
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  • JoinedJuly 10, 2019


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Marie x Mentos fanfiction by peralasf
Marie x Mentos fanfiction
As another day on McDonalds went by, Marie was serving the MCBurger and McPain until she found a new customer...
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