percylover189

@ThatsMeRightThere YES!!!

RocketshipToMars

Did you guys 'ear the one 'bout Sirius Black an' Flitwick's little brotha? Well, Flitwick's little brotha's just walkin' down the streets of Londuhn, and Sirius Black's in a STORM DRAIN...dressed as a CLOWN. And Sirius Black's like, "Ohhh, heyyy!!! Flitwick's little brotha! Look! It's me! A CLOWN!" And Flitwick's little brotha's like, "Yeah, chap? Whatchoo want?" And Sirius Black's like "Ohhhhh Flitwick's little brotha! You gotta get down here in the storm drain with me 'cause you're. Missin'. Out! We've got a carnival down 'ear! We got loads of cotton candy and...balloons!" And the kid practically flips, he goes, "I gotta get down there....that sounds like a right treat that does!" SO he reaches down his arm right.... but Sirius Black....HE GROWS HIS MAD TEETH... AND HE BITES THE KID'S HEAD OFF! And two days later...that kid died.

RocketshipToMars

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.
          
          
          Don't let stupid people bring you down! Haha, science projects can be fun.