Somewhere in England, there is a girl sitting at her laptop who has been pondering about what to write in her 'about me' box for quite some time. She could settle on the usual: her name is Kirsten, she is 5'2" and has brown hair dip-dyed green. She could also go for the little less conventional, telling people that her hobbies include painting and writing stories that she hardly ever finishes, but that's just as boring. She could type up her favourite genres: fantasy, detective and mystery... but that's too common too. She could share her strange love for eating noodles with gravy and snuggling up on the sofa to watch some crime shows with a cup of tea, oh there is so much to say... so in the end she settled for this perfect nonsense you have just taken your time to read.♥