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Yo are you okay?

Women make me feral

I love my gecko so much they are so cute

I just want to hear their voice again.

BOING BOING GUYS BOING

I fucked up lol 

Bro…when this bitch exists like- yes please

Me: *Throws fish in a blender and laughs like a psychiatric patient in a ward as I blend the fish*
          
          Them: “I’ll take that one please”

Happy Easter! To people who don’t celebrate, Have a good day!