tothosewhodolisten
Hey!
peromyscus
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*bows*
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That moment your school randomly goes under lockdown and the SWAT TEAM is outside and apparently there's gunshots going off outside or something like that and you're sitting in class in the dark texting your friend about updates and how he's going to come back as a demonic dorito and start weirdmageddon 2.0
Victor_The_Vampire
@MissPrestidigitation that's terrible and funny.....and sounds like something I would do tonight piss off my Lover. I have too much fun being mean sonetimes
peromyscus
@Victor_The_Vampire Also there was a gun threat at my school so for two hours we were under lockdown and the whole time I was sending my friend school shooter memes
peromyscus
@odrazhelene D I S G U S T A N G
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@odrazhelene BUT YOU'RE STILL A STALKER
peromyscus
@odrazhelene ...........fair enough
peromyscus
@odrazhelene S H U S H N O O N E L O O K S T H R O U G H A N O T H E R ' S H I S T O R Y
peromyscus
@odrazhelene AKA stalking
peromyscus
@odrazhelene ARE YOU STALKING ME AGAIN
peromyscus
That moment you're craving for a guy/girl to swoop down from the sky and fly away with you and you two live happily ever after in external bliss but nO-
Still single AF
GastonEatsEggsALot
I mean if it makes you feel any better, you've been with more people than I have. Plus girls actually wanna be around you. That's more than I've got going