myfleur

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YOUR DICK BRICK HARD LIKE A METAL (uhHhh) I GOT THREE HOLES FOR IT LIKE A PRETZEL (mmMMMM) TIGHT AS A VIRGIN BOY DONT GET NERVOUS (tIGHTTT) IM HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE (rIGHTT) I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR PUT MY MOUTH ON IT LIKE CPR LETS MAKE PORN AND WATCH IN ON VRC I THINK WE SHOULD FUCK IN EVERY ZIP CODE IT WOULD MAKE MY KITTY WETTER THAN A FISHBOWL 

myfleur

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omg I’m so annoyed at the fucking dumbass movie bc NO ONE USUALLYYY IN ANIMEEE FOCUSES ON BACKGROUND CHARACTERS AND THEIR FUCKING LOVE LIVES BUT IN FUCKING HARRY POTTER THEY DO AND THE GUY I LIKE LITERALLY ASKED A GIRL OUT TO THE FUCKING UNSWAG ASS BALL AND I CANTTTTT

myfleur

I’m not that mad anymore but I’ll just say you stopped me from obsessing over yet another fandom thing 
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myfleur

I waS LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WITH HIM UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT
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myfleur

WHYD YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THIS NOW
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myfleur

My gosh okay so I’m watching Harry Potter and wtf there are these two mfs I’m kinda like simping for idk why like they’re not even cute but like they kinda are like idk what I’m doing with my life help 

myfleur

BUT GOSH THEYRE SO UGH FOR NO REASON
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myfleur

No they’re not real men Jeannie they’re just not animated 
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