petite_merde

You aren't me.

Months without an update and he's back with a brand new story? Oh fuck! Better read it!
          
          ....right guys?

Woah guys! I have a new phone!

Sky Blue Sundress got 93 reads. That makes it my most viewed story!

My phone is broken, kiddies. I can hardly see the screen, updating is a Herculean task. I'm sorry!
          
          Meanwhile, give me one shot ideas. Hmu in this thread, make give me a ship and a basic plot.

This just in: The official name for my group of followers is kiddies.

Me: This is definitely gonna be the first smut chapter
          Me to Me: Leave it on a cliffhanger.
          
          Aright, so I updated GI, and it's noncon child x adult smut. Also I split it, the next chapter will have the rest of the smut. Get yer filthy little rocks off next time, kiddies! 
          
          Muahahahahaha!

I should sleep

3 updates, one night. Rejoice. Or not. 
          
          Readmystuffplzimdesperate

I'm calling it. Dream Catcher is dead. I honestly hate the story, it's just so...boring. RiP.