pewdscryrainbows

It should be CLAM before the storm. Not CALM before the storm. I thought it was clam for years and honestly it’s so much better that way! Clams are so nice they just swim around. Have you ever seen one swim? Well you should. You should.

Haha what the fuck

Dude death be lookin like a whole damn full course meal

oh hi

I GOT AN ACTUAL FOLLOWER ITS BEEN Y E A R S THE GODS R ON MY SIDE TODAY

FRICK ME UP FAM *DABDABDAB*

so i learned something new: Fmuf = Fuck me up fam
          I thought that was important to tell everyone thanks

my friends make jokes that I don't understand and then like another friend will nudge that friend and say "thats dirty" it's been a day and I still can't figure it out like i'm still laughing at poop jokes

I have to pee but my mom found and HUGE ded bug in my room so I just don't know

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW THAT I DIDN'T STUDY FOR AND ITS 9:51pm SO IM BASICALLY SCREWED :( ;(