"just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. it's called garbage can, not garbage cannot"

hi! my name is cat (pronounced phan trash no. 1)

nice to meet you.

i really like writing, drawing, playing piano and apparently being an awkward human being because i do that a lot.

yay?

anyway, so i know a lot of people say this, but seriously if you're bored, sad or just wanna rant, actually message me- one of my favourite things to do is listen to people's problems and then give them really bad advice. that takes up 15 messages. i'm sORRY I TRY ;-;

incase you didn't realise i like talking a TON oops. again, my awkward dm arms are always open.

i dare you- yes, you- to message 'pineapple' to me. right now. DID YOU DO IT YET? *john cena voice* DO IT. JUST DO IT.
that sounded weirder than i thought.

i'm absolute trash in every way, shape and form. phan trash, general trash, pretty much every type of trash you can think of.

hufflepuff and proud!! 💛🖤

~i didn't choose the fangirl life- it grabbed my hand and whispered 'run'~

i have a friend she's a solid 76% cooler than me she's great go check her profile out:
@FrantaOakleyHarto

So I don't really know  what else to put here

but I like cookies so...

yeah.

also yes, i am australian. and no, we don't say "put some shrimp on the barbie will ya mate" because 1. we call them prawns not shrimp and 2. we actually boil them not grill them ^-^

"people always worry about going back in time and changing the present, but no-one thinks they can do something in the present to drastically change the future"