phanatic_bandgirl

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I was gonna use "This is the most fun I've ever had." for a senior quote but then I remembered I fucking hate high school.
          	
          	
          	 Send me quote ideas?????

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@phanatic_bandgirl  dont cry because it's over, CRAFT
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GlitterGoat

Hello, I wanted to let you know your books are beautiful beings and need to be saved from cruel reality :)

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Your very welcome!
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phanatic_bandgirl

@GlitterGoat awww thanks!! I mean they're kinda crap and one story even tslks about cannabalism but hey, if you like them, Im down. Thanks for reading!!
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kitescoldstring

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you're from Missouri too??? holy shit so am I, so how are you enjoying hickville???

phanatic_bandgirl

@-nohomobro ah, yes, sweet Missouri.... How i love thee
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kitescoldstring

@-nohomobro ahh, I know it's such a pleasant life
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phanatic_bandgirl

@-nohomobro oh, its great!! I love corn fields and the cows! The redneck hunters who wear deer urine as a perfume. The mystical scent of racism and homophobia blows through the air. The people who drive around town in beat up rusty trucks, saying "Merica" as they blast the newest 'rap' music. Cows look up in the distance, only to see a tractor being drove by someone sloshed on Miller Light, which, according to the locals is the best kind of beer. 
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iconiclester

Ive been reading your Phan Oneshots book for sometime and then I realised your story appeared on one of RobertIdk's videos lol

phanatic_bandgirl

@Danistotallygay one of my friends showed me that and i literally could not handle it. I was like IT MENTIONED MEMEMEMEE OMG DEAD AJDBDNDJDJDJDJD i was not okay
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