..........Hi.// So my name is [DAN] [ iel :3 ]. nice to meet you. \\
And this is my first proper video... I guess. woooo. *pop* 
I mean I kinda always wanted to be somebody that posted videos but I guess I never really had the confidence or the motivation.
Says the person with tissue paper all over his face
That was until some really good friends I've made recently persuaded me to give it a shot and so I am. [going to fail.] 
I sound nothing like this in real life by the way. This laptop's microphone makes me sound like some pe(e)dophile slash tramp slash polar bear.
"Please don't take it personally." naoegnae
My videos will probably be a variety of things from like little skits to vloggy videos or creative things.
I'm gonna try to make them interesting and not all the same.
Yeah, I'm gonna try my best not to just be one of those people who sits there like:
"Hi, so today kinda sucked.. uhhh... went to college... and it was raining... yeah. 's kinda awkward... don't know what to say hehh..."[you know the type.]yeah... I'm probably gonna go now" 
But yeah I am gonna try my best to at least attempt to be entertaining. oohehehaahaehehd [press 'Like' for Toad? x]
So yeah, if you could please click the yellow box of infinite happiness. :D
Cause i'm gonna start making videos quite soon. I've got loads of ideas and I'll try to post videos regularly.
What have i done to my face? yugh.
Side note; look what i woke up with. [OMFG LOOK OUT] I just woke up and that was on my arm. What the BEEEP is that?! [THERES ABOUT TO BE A LOUD BEEP] It's like some bloody person's come up with a square brand and just impaled me in my sleep. [sorry, a bit late with the warning there. :3] Probably.
So *clap* yeah, if you'd like to subscribe then i will love you forever and I will see you soon. \\   //
oohoheehaaheheha
What the BEEEP am I doing? 

 - danisnotonfire [DAN HOWELL], 2k9