Hai. I'm Philbert. Excuse my language, but I am the best H*CKING BIRB EVER. My owne- *ahem* my two roommates are weirdos. Talk to them if you MUST. Or don't. They prefer it that way. ANYWAYS, back to the best part, ME! I'm so cool, I was the one who froze Antarctica.  I'm THE birb. No other birb was like me.