𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆

get me out of the United States immediately 

this election has me.....worried

it's not halloween if someone isn't assaulting people with a machete ig

ao3 tag roulette with your bsf is NOT for the weak

love my house almost catching on fire bc of spontaneous combustion
          
          what is my life

I feel like melissa schemmenti would listen to Janice Joplin

it's going to be 112° tomorrow and I will suffocate. California dry heat is fucking insane

the way that I had to stop watching the presidential debate after 10 minutes bc I could feel my fucking IQ dropping with each word spoken by both of them.

I cannot describe how much I love looking at my father's criminal records that I found online.

sometimes I forget people actually like children, and want them