Have you ever wanted to take a 25 pund piece of cheese home to your mother from Europe and your husband said you weren't allowed to take it because he would have to pay more because the weight limit was 60 pounds, so you wrapped it in a blanket and put a bonnet on it and pretended it was a baby because you thought babies flew free on flights, but then the stewertess said that you had to pay for babies on over- sea flights and during all of that, there was a lady next to you who also had a baby and she thought the cheese was a real baby and your husband walked by and you said hi to him and the lady said the could sit somewhere else so that your husband could sit next to you, but he said he wasn't the father of that thing and the lady got confused and then in the night, you over to your friend who was a few rows away and said that you two had to eat the cheese because you didn't want to
pay for it and then you are it and then you went back to your seat and the lady next to you woke up and asked where your baby was and you said that you never had a baby and that it was actually a big cillander of cheese and then she freaked out and screamed for the stewertess because she thought you had done something to the baby and when you got off the plane everybody had to go down to the police station and you had to try to explain that it was just a piece of cheese with a bonnet?