Hey you! Yeah you! Have a virtual seat!
Ok. That was awkward. Yeah as we speak I might be writing, taking a picture or I don't know reflecting.
Yeah so I believe in true love.
I'm a bit entertaining and a bit talented. 
The quirkiness is viral! 
Want to be friends? Send me a message! So if you read this, you are really kind! 
So go along and read my work! I know I can trust you!
Enjoy!