not suspicious

where my wife!!

haven’t heard from my wife in a while…

the pop x robert fic is really good be sure to read it!! you don't need context really, just know that pop is a pirate and robert is a robber

I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!!! 

wonder why my wife’s scavenger hunt leads to this shed at my sister’s house. maybe it’ll have a cool anniversary gift!

i hope my wife’s ok…

where is my wife? it’s too bad she went missing on our anniversary before i got to play her annual anniversary scavenger hunt :(

my wife is missing and the police say the scene of the crime in our living room looks staged because the photo frames didn’t fall off the mantle

I think my wife went to the train station. She must love trains!

Has anyone seen my wife?